As for People Who Rush the Season..

I know how anxious you are to wear your purposefully tattered cargo shorts, yellow Crocs, and aviators, but give the weather a chance will you? You make me f*cking nervous. I realize we're several weeks into Spring, and that you've been dying to hang that Pea Coat up for good. And sure, the high today was 60, but tonight its going to be 40, and you my friend, will look like the jerk, not me.