verbatim convo documented via bberry
Extremely Hood dude:: that's exactly right. The muhfucka owe me like, 2 large and now he ain't pickin up his phone??? HELL NO, I'm not tryna hear that noise!
Extremely Hood dude's not so hood buddy:: no doubt. I mean, wutchyou need to do is axe his boys where he is...
EHD:: nah see, I'ma get guerilla on dude. I know where dude's lil bruva be at on the weekdays, I'm holla at him.
Buddy:: yea. Hell yea, I hurd that
EHD:: You know, call a couple a' my boys, maybe fuck em' in his ass an throw him ova the bridge, you know, on some Biggie shit. No homo though.
Buddy:: oh fa sho no homo.
Ace, to himself:: no homo fa sho..



Tsk. tsk.
ReplyDeletepublic transportation huh? You need some cake for a cab homie.