1) People who don't hold the rails and act surprised every time the train starts moving as they fall all over me
2) The ubiquitous dvd vendor (P.S. Watchmen was totally unviewable and I want my 5 dolla back)
3) The homeless monologue - typical symptoms include a recent layoff, an ominous looking hefty bag doubling as luggage, and if your lucky...a gospel or Motown favorite
4) 486 lb lady whose confident she can squeeze between me and the Incredible Blob to my right.
5) ill conceived pick up lines - "yo shawty lemmie holla at you for a second"
6) Pre-teen dance crew willing to display their acrobatics only inches from my face. (its okay, their experts)
7) Around the way girl with her Rhianna blasting from her sidekick
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