A Bbm Convo

18 minutes ago


Buddy, bbm:: So I'm slammsin this slunt

Ace, bbm:: sounds about right.

Buddy:: she's a real talker too.

Ace:: i'm the opposite. idon't really make a peep

Buddy:: great, no one cares. anyway, so... this girl is smashed, and all of a sudden stops, eyes unfocused, looks in my general direction and says "hey, you, you fucking asshole...wh..whats my name?"

Ace:: I gather you had no clue.

Buddy:: Yea but only because she thought I was my roomate. I'd never seen this one before in my life. I mean, this girl stumbles into our apt at 3am, obvi lookin for some pen15 and, I'm not stingy, yaknow?

Ace::I may download AIM just to put that quote up as an away message.

Buddy:: so I just took a shot in the dark and said "Christine".

Ace:: No dice?

Buddy:: no dice, no dealer, no casino and no climax. This bitch was somethin furious. Not only was her name Lauren, but thats when she realized I wasn't who she thought I was.

Ace:: Okay. Let me get this straight. U open your apartment door to a barely conscious stranger, under your roomates identity and proceed to pop that pussy open (rawdiznal I assume) at 3 in the morning on a weekday?

Buddy: She slaps me, spits on my highschool football hoodie i kept on during the entire escapade and starts putting her clothes on. Today I got her number from my roomate though, and her PIN. She for some reason accepted it but has been "R"ing the shit out of me with no response.

Ace:: U see kobe lastnight?

Buddy: dood, wat the fuck