Tuesday, June 2, 2009

I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here



I couldn't watch this show if you paid me in Gold, Maserati's and blowjobs. You've got Dickenson (above), as usual, looking and acting like a wax figure platapus. John effing Salley from the Lakers, who I respected for his cameo on Bad Boys 2 but loathe for his appearance this time around. The directors sprinkle you with a whole lot of Spencer and Heidi praying to a single "Lord, Jesus, God" person though I'm certain the 3 are stand alone companies who found synergy under one manufaturer roof, no? There's the WWF chick, who was a smart move by the producers to reel in the horniest dweebs they could, and everyone else is too unmemorable to recollect. Although, TMZ just posted that Hiedi and Spencer quit the show after last night's episode, which I pray to Lord, Jesus, God is the truth. I mean, these two are completely pointless without Spencer's dickheadedness and Heidi's LC drama if you ask me. Not to mention, they look appauling in the woods:

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