Nobody Nose.

Buddy BBM, 3 days ago: did you read this article about Yut on gawker?

Ace: considering I don't does yut, nah. Unless you gots yo'self a grr.

Buddy: no really, this is bad.

After the dumb back and forth between my buddy and I, I decided to look some shit up becuase many a' friend of mine can't even begin toleave their homes without a 'ticket'. Or is it a 'favor'? Whatever.

According to almost every news medium on Earth, "nearly a third of all cocaine seized in the US is laced with a dangerous veterinary medicine - a livestock de-worming drug that enhances the drug's effects but is blamed for deaths and scores of serious illness across users."

The culprit, Levamisole, in addition to de-worming animals, can be used to treat colorectal cancer but severely weakens the body's immune system "leaving patients vulnerable to fatal infections." Apparently the shit gives users a more intense high, increasing levels of dopamine, the brains "feel me good" neurotransmitters.

So yea, 30% of all coke seizures are tainted with this stuff and "most physicans know virtually zero about the risks".

The idea is that manufacturers, or Columbians, are adding Levamisole before the yat is smuggled to the US and Canada to be sold as choch or crack.

Ofcourse journalist are somehow relating this to the recession, blaming economic pressures to be the catalyst behind raised prices and lowered street-level purity; using the de-worming additive to boost an otherwise budget ass product.

Symptoms may surface as widespread rashes and other "maladies" - whatever the hell a malady is - and ensuing death.

On the bright side though, not only won't you be tired, you definitely won't have worms. Problem is, then you die.