A BBM Convo

berry buzzes

Buddy, BBM: wow.

Ace, BBM: sup soonn

Buddy: got wrapped up in some strange ass lastnight

Ace: uh ohh. sounds like a whole lotta you not closing

Buddy: don't be so sure about that

Ace: right

Buddy: Okay. so, I decide to roll out solo. Just to get a few drafts in me yaknow?

Ace: underated, that move is

Buddy: There I am, just sittin at the bar, puttin them back when this oversized girl starts chatting it up with me

Ace: and we're off.

Buddy: Couple minutes go by, then.. Her buddy rolls in. Bout a 6.68

Ace: that'll play. continue

Buddy: right. So I starts does'n work. about an hour later, i've now got big country puttin in a good word for me with the buddy. The buddy was aloof though, not givin me much. So i step to her and go, "What are we gonna do about this chemistry".

Ace: good grief what an opener. okay...

Buddy: so she goes, "haha.. uh, what chemistry?" I go, lets play darts and have a drink. So we do.

Ace: darts? abort mission homie. wat the fuck, Darts?!

buddy: here me out. I preface the game with this: "okay so, if I win, we continue the party at your place over a few drinks"... She's like, "haha..uh, okayy.. and if I win?!".. I go, "if you win? we go to your place and fuck."

Ace: I just wet my pants. I don't believe this

Buddy: Next thing I know, it's 6am, shit has been hot and heavy for hours, I get bored of the whole thing, get up in the middle of it, tell her i gotta go got class in the morning, she's like "yea, cool" , and I go home.

Ace: ...please, pretty please, tell me I didn't just listen to that story

buddy: yea, no, I didn't get laid.

Ace: from the bottom of my heart, I hate you