thats not a prank

Sunday, Buddys apartment

Buddy #1: yea, we use to prank kids pretty hard back in college.

Buddy #2: same, this one time we hid open jugs of milk in one of my fratbrothers room. He couldn't find them for months. His room smelled like a septic tank.

Ace: ha. not bad

Buddy #1: yea that reminds me of this one time when we hid a dead sparrow under my roomates pillow.

Ace: ...what?

Buddy #1: yea, we found this dead sparrow on the street and hid it under his pillow. He slept on that thing for over a week.

Buddy #2: omg. a dead sparrow?? what did he do when he found out

Buddy #1: he pretended like nothing had happened. so, the next day when he left, we threw all his shit out on to the street, and rented the room out to somebody the same day. It was hilarious

Ace: um. dude thats not a prank.