No pun intended. But, calling Spencer Taylor here a "copy cat" would be an insult to the ficticious Joker.Here's the blurb from some shitty Michigan paper:
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"These undated booking mugs released by the Three Rivers Police Department show Spencer Taylor, 20, of Three Rivers, Mich. Police arrested Taylor who they say tried to steal posters and other items related to the new Batman movie from a cinema lobby while dressed up as the Joker. Mohney says police officers who were dispatched early Sunday, July 27, 2008 to the Three Rivers 6 theater arrived to find employees restraining a man wearing a purple suit, a green wig and face paint in the style of Batman's nemesis in "The Dark Knight."
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Although I harbor a disdain for the midwest (sorry midwesterners), the Venti Ice coffee I made one of my favorite interns bring me this morning poured out my nose when I read this story. My hat goes off to the booking department that made this cuntswab take his mugshot with the face-paint, and then without.
I know one thing's for sure, good ol' Spence is going to have a tough time getting laid in Three Rivers from here on out. Then again, considering his willingness to engage in such embarassingly gay mischeif, this won't be much of change.
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