
You may remember this endearingly humerous fellow who starred in 'The 40 Year Old Virgin' as the shit-talking co-worker.
Word around the watercooler is Shelley Malil has abandoned comedy, and is now focusing more on stabbing his ex-girlfriend 20 times.
OCEANSIDE, California (AP) -- Shelley Malil, 43, has been arrested as the primary suspect for attempted murder after his former girlfriend was stabbed almost two dozen times.
On Sunday night, about 15 miles east in San Marcos, deputies answering reports of screams for help and breaking glass found a woman with multiple stab wounds and cuts on her face.
Malil was arrested for investigation of attempted murder, mayhem and burglary, the statement said.
In all my bs undergrad Law related classes we were never made privy to the "mayhem" clause... Fucking hippie lefty California.
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