Nothing says “Fuck you” like showing up to the party wearing a respitory mask; and no one’s better at saying ‘eat shit’ than Americans to foreigners.
On Wednesday four American cyclists arrived at Beijing’s airport looking like they were about to walk into surgery . Either they’ve lost track of time and didn’t realize Halloweens not for another 3 months, or they were determined to let everyone know how pretentious we can really be.
“The wearing of protective masks upon our arrival into Beijing was strictly a precautionary measure we as athletes chose to take and was in no way meant to serve as an environmental or political statement,” one of the moron cyclists said in a statement.
China: What more do you dumb Americans want from us?
America: To exploit your environmental neglicence!
China: anything else?
America, menacingly: Yes… allll the tea
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