Not I. Here's Mr. Banks walking out of some grimy club with a little no-name ivory number who clearly just wants a taste of the ol' Alfonsorelli. Shocking, really, considering Fresh Prince of Bel-Air went off the air when I was like 13 and as we all know, Alfonso Ribiero's career hasn't seen much daylight since.
Poor guy. Here he is sweeping "Stephanie from Ohio State, majoring in Comm" off her feet while Smith is in blockbuster after blockbuster and last seen by me at BLT Prime in NYC with Charlize Therone hanging off his arm.
But hey, Carlton, suck it up and be thankful. I'd have to waste 40 on drinks, and 100 on the baggie to whisk that slut back to the sack.
That's actually Ashlynn Brooks. And she's a porn star. And I'd highly recommend sampling some of her work.
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