I just got off the phone with Ace, and we were discussing the evils of partying in the City past 2/2:30 am. Take it from me, it is not all its cracked up to be. Here's a few things to expect:
1. Subways not working for sh*t.
2. Looking down, looking up, and in an instant you are standing alone in the bar, all of your friends having vanished.
3. Whoever it is you are currently dating/seeing, being immeasurebly furious at you for reasons you won't be filled in on until mid-afternoon the following day because you won't be cohorent until then.
4. A round of obnoxiously priced shots you don't remember purchasing, found on your online bank statement the next morning.
5. Several missed phone calls at 4am from your buddy who ran into a few hookers in, I don't know, Time Square?
6. One of your ATM cards left, open, at the bar even though you "TOTALLY remember closing it!!"
7. Swearing to yourself that you are done with being an idiot and that it's time to clean your life up.
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