The Chef Cooks Up a Morning Medley

So I wake up this morning to 4 phone calls. The first from a six hundred pound gorilla I had relations with the night I lost my job, the second from my ex-boss telling me not to use him as a reference anymore, the third from mom asking if I am okay and if I'm eating, and the fourth from Ace telling me my Victoria Secret pictures are out of date. To my boss, the orangutan and Ace, I offer a hearty "f*ck you". But here at fbomb, we like to keep our readers happy with fresh material. So, introducing: The 2009 Victoria Secret Fashion Show.