The only thing more worthless right now than the title to a house and a MBA degree, is everyone's remedy to hiccups. I know, your grandma taught you a fail-safe method. But I promise I don't want to hear it. Sudden contractions of my epiglottis are not an invite for your dickhead solicitations. So next time, please, keep it to yourself.
Besides, everyone knows all you have to do is plug your ears while drinking something, right?
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