Wtf is Your Problem? - 3/5/09

1) Cab driver who'd rather that I not pay with my credit card

2) People who drink from the bottle, invite me over, and offer me a drink from that bottle.

3) Marijuana. What happened to us? The older I get, the further we are apart, and the more you make me paranoid and overly self-conscious.

4) Guy responsible for titling "A Haunting in Connecticut".

5) Recipients of my BBM, who I know received it because there's an "R" next the message, but don't respond to my shit.

6) People who tell me Michael Jackson is back, and touring England. I, fucking, know.

7) Orange colored guy at the gym, power cleaning 600 Million pounds, screaming at the top of your lungs

8) Waitor/Waitress who's opinion I ask regarding a specific Entree, who then tells me that I can order whatever I want. No shit asshole.

9) Big toe spasm that locks my toes up all crooked-like