Walking down the mean streets of Philadelphia - aka the Thrilly, aka the Philthy or just 'ShittyNY' - I was interrupted by one exposed, saggy boob. Wincing at the army of stretch marks attacking this baby's face, I could only applaud the waiter of said restaurant this women was eating at (outside table fyi) as he demanded that she put her.. "belongings away, or be asked to leave". As expected, proud mom looked aghast at the request, and informed the waiter that breastfeeding in public is not only legal, but that she will inform the authorities if bothered any further.
Stuck in the gridlock traffic of bums, early teens and drooling fat guys that were desperate to get a hold of this titty, I was present long enough to watch the waiters disgust unfold:
"Mad'am! I have NEVER! This is a private establishment! Please, put your.. boobs.. I mean breast back in your blouse or you will be escorted off the premises!"
After pouring tears of laughter, I whipped out my trustee bberry and hitup Google for some answers on the legality of public titty and babies.
"[All 50 States]: A mother shall be permitted to breastfeed her child in any location, public or private, where the mother and child are otherwise authorized to be present, irrespective of whether or not the mother's breast is covered during or incidental to the breastfeeding. "
The waiter, myself, the bums, the preteens and the salivating fatties stood corrected.
No comments:
Post a Comment