McGyver the Pig Flizzu

On a slightly serious note, the WHO raised the alert to phase 5, claiming a pandemic to be 'imminent', from developing to affluent countries alike. Not sure what the highest phase is, but 5 sounds like "be a little more selective about which blacked out overweight girl I make out with in the cliddub" territory. Airports have installed heat sensors to detect fevers in travelers (seen below). At least this will keep customs busy and lighten the load of "random" searches that befall just about every single middle easterner.


[CNN, photo]