Sorry Kourtney, no dice..

If you were wondering why Maxims going out of print, search no further, I've found your answer. Instead of Kim Kardashian, we've been stuck with the ugly duckling. And I thought Kourtney was spelled, Courtney? Either way, Maxim, I'm not impressed, and it's no wonder you will soon be exclusively online. At least no more trees have to die so you can ink this awkward foolishness on their remains.