As most of you know, an entire outfit can be sabotaged by a piss colored pit stain. And I'm not a fat guy, but for some reason my sweat glands are convinced of otherwise. So I had to devise a plan:
Step 1:: Purchase, and apply BAN deodorant. And don't get too crazy with the scent choice, but believe me, it's a winner.
Step 2:: When heading to your buddy's house prior to a bar, wear a throw away T. I'd recommend the D.A.R.E. shirt that you think is ironic and funny, but isn't in the slightest.
Step 3:: While at your buddy's so-called pregame, continue wearing your throwaway garment, pay it no mind, and indulge yourself in the sea of Tallboy Bud Heavies littering the counter.
Step 4:: As gathering comes to an end, discard the throwaway, dab your sweltering pits with a paper towel, and put on fresh V-neck.
Step 5:: Disregard all your friends insults concerning the elaborate shirt change, and go enjoy the rest of your noche.
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