What it means to be Ace

1. You never, ever, ever wash your sheets.

2. Separating loads of clothing into colors vs. whites is the gayest idea you've heard yet

3. You only use paper plates,cups and plastic utensils

4. You occasionally piss in bottles though the bathroom is only steps away

5. You still sweep, instead of conforming to the swiffer.

6. You think anything other than a blackberry is for peons.

7. You use baby powder for those hard to reach places, sometimes.

7. 90% of your friends don't get laid nearly as much as they claim to

8. The other 10% is 1 kid.

9. You turn your nose up to people who turn their nose up to people who wear sweatpants in public.

10. You play Win for Life with homeless people in bodegas

11. You and your friends, more often than not, on the weekend, will beatbox and rap battle one another in the middle of a new york block

12. You think Spencer is pure hilarity

13. You're seconds away from revoking Deuce's password to this site.

14. Your not crazy about TheChef

15. You're the type of video gamer your friends love to hate.

16. You thought "I love you man" was, oooookkkaayyyyyyy

17. But at the same time, your Slappin Da base.