Bar, 11pm, last Saturday
Buddy #1:: Gotta head to the b-room dude.
Buddy #2:: Okay.
5 minutes later, buddy #1 returns, looking perplexed
Buddy #2:: dude, you alright? You look like you saw a fucking ghost
Buddy #1:: Worse. Okay, I don't wanna sound gay or anything. But I just saw the biggest dick I think I'll ever see in my life.
Buddy #2:: Jeezus. Like, porno big?
Buddy #1:: Bigger.
Buddy #2:: good God man, thats-
Buddy #1:: wait, there he is. For fuck sake. Let's get the fuck outta here.
Buddy #2:: agreed.
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