Bleachassness

First off, I'd like to thank TheChef for chronicling his 25 years on earth; how droll.

In other news, Sacha Baron Cohen re-affirmed his spot as the silliest man in showbiz yesterday when he decided to authenticate his roll as a Geigh in the upcoming movie Bruno by bleaching every single hair follicle on his body. Hairlessness in the gay community appeared to be his motive, unfortunately, I'm pretty sure people wax now a'days as opposed to dipping their assholes in hydrogen peroxide. "It was so severe around a certain part of his anatomy that he couldn't sit down for 3 days".

Hm.. I use to have a gay dealer back in college who constantly reminded me he was a 'bottom', and that these 'twink pussies need to man up'. Never quite sure of what he was rambling about, more fixated on the skimpy sacks (mind the pun) he was delivering, I didn't think much of it at the time. But it sounds like Sacha B could use himself alittle professional guidance from my old homie.

[tags: sacha baron cohen, twink gay dealer, bleach, asshole, gay, geigh, hairless]