Do I Have a Prayer? Do I Need a Prayer...

I've got a wedding this weekend. The first of boys to tie the knot. Naturally, my friends and I are going out there with intentions of scheming on every girl in attendance ages 18 (16) - 42. I've been hitting the gym extra hard, got a few new shirts tailored just so, even timed my haircut to be perectly grown in on the day of the wedding. All signs point to smashing some poor bride's maid.

Unfortunately, it's never that easy. My buddy and his ridiculously hot fiance are both religious. QUITE religious if you follow my not so subtle lead... By all accountss her equally hot friends share similar ideals.

This would put a fellow Christian in the hole. Me? As Juden? I think I may actually melt if I touch one of them. I'm going to work my best game, wear my slickest suit and at all times look for a reason to take my shirt off; but I am definitely behind the 8 ball here.

These girls legitimately think I'm going to hell. They really believe that upon my death I'm going to descend in to a pit of fiery darkness and decay to be tortured by demons for the rest of eternity...

I still think I can pull it off though. I get in Thursday morning and will send updates.