Double Crossed.

txt convo 45 mins ago

Buddy:: bro, let me ask you something

Ace:: get yourself a blackberry son, this is embarrassing.

Buddy:: whatever. last night I was at the bar and I started making out with this chick. Kinda tall, hardbody, stark blond hair. She then nudges me to head down to the bathrooms and pushes me into the dudes bathroom where things got steamy. Sh*t's escalating, but for whatever reason she wouldn't let me go down her pants. I asked if she was on her period and she just wouldn't even entertain the issue. Like, totally ignored it. but she was strong as hell so I couldn't even make any headway.

Ace:: Hardbody? the 80s bbm'd me and would like their lingo back. Anyway, so she was athletic looking right?

Buddy:: yea. hard ass body dudeee

Ace:: mmmm...yeaaaa, I'm gonna go ahead and say she pushed you into the Mens bathroom because that's where she belonged.

Buddy:: huh??

Ace:: Peen on Peen, you follow?

15 mins goes by

Buddy:: do not put this on your stupid f*cking blog.

Ace:: why would I do that?