Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Eminem Needs Your Help!



Shady's album is bitchassness like you can't believe. So, what do you do when no one on Earth will purchase your cd?

You:

1) Fly out 200 recently laid-off auto workers to the Jimmy Kimmel show.

2) Repeat step 1 over the three appearances you made this month alone on Kimmel's show

3) Give away free tickets to your up and coming concerts all across Detroit.

4) You tell Nick Cannon you've peed on his wife

Worse comes to worse, homie can always go back to the S-curl and vintage Alf Tee.

[tags: eminem, don imus, nick cannon, piss, urine, golden shower, porn, bliayo]

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