Monday, May 11, 2009

I wasn't Born Yesterday


Dear People W/ Nose Jobs,

Would you mind cutting the shit? We're all privy to your soiree. Or at least I am. Besides, I see 10,000 other duplicates living quietly among the rest of us like x-men every single day. So, put your Rhino shame aside. Embrace your surgical splendor! And please, stop telling me you 1) broke your nose and "had" to get one, 2) You had a deviated septum (don't we all?) or 3) Your not quite sure what I'm talking about. Your cooperation will be much appreciated.

Affectionately,
Ace

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