I may go on a murderous rampage the next time I'm stopped by one of these save-the-world street corner jackasses. First off, if your going to ruin people's days by strategically locating these people outside of Starbucks at 11am, you could atleast make them less painful on the eyes. I haven't seen so many 1s and 2s since my ex-weed dealer's turntable set. My days are miserable enough without asking me to think about global warming, world hunger and genocide.
"This just-in. Across Philadelphia authorities are finding torn GreenPeace collared shirts, Berkenstock debris and bloody clipboards outside of Starbucks locations. If you have any information..."
On a side note, to the readers, I'm including a new blogging format wherein I talk nothingness about pictures I randomly take in the street. Hence this beaut I took above. Gotta camera phone? See something you want to criticize? Snap the shot. Send it to fratombomb@gmail.com with a caption and become a published author on our barely popular blog.
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