Cashier:: Hi, how can I help you.
Ace:: uh, I already had coffee today so give me the smallest cup of coffee you have.
Cashier:: oh, you mean the "short"?
Ace:: here we go... yes, I mean the, Short
Cashier:: wonderful!
Ace:: the adjectives these morons use...ugh
cashier rings up bill
Ace:: hahahaha. christmas, I knew you guys were expensive but this is just out of control. Wait, you have to hold that, I've gotta take a picture.
Cashier:: what?
Ace:: just don't touch anything, please.
I grab my bberry for photoshoot
Cashier:: What are you doing sir?
Ace:: look at the register. it says I owe you 1.6 million dollars
Cashier:: and? The things just alittle screwy.
Ace, perplexed: i...I know that. but ya know, the whole stigma against Starbucks pricing? It's hilarious
Cashier:: um, well nothing quite that expensive, not sure I understand
Ace, jaw dropped: okay. You know how people think starbucks is over priced?
Side Note: Ya know when you're explaining something to someone and about halfway through they give you the "OOOHHH, I GET IT...hahaha"....Think again, Ace.
Cashier:: I guess, yea. But what does that have to do with the register being broken?
Ace: Good Lord someone shoot me in the eye.
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