Two Facts: 1) Avril's married, and neither of these casanovas are her man, and 2) I have no idea what the eff the VIP Lounge in St. Tropez is, but obviously the too-old-to-be-a-punk-rocker was too hamboned to know either.
As for her husband, good luck. Because Black Shiney Buttondown is on a mission. Though, it seems he holds cigarettes like a 14 year old cheerleader, so maybe its Grey Sports Coat guy. Unfortunately it appears his GPS couldn't locate a tailor for that oversized crud, so my money is on Violet/Beige Balding man as the primary threat. Oh wait, someone told this guy it was hot to pull his boxers up in the club so people can can see the label. This ones a tuffy. But between the three, Avril strikes me as the kinda girl that digs visible D&G underwear in an alarmingly bright clurb.
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