Misguided BBMer

Ace, bbm:: You watching this MJ memorial service?

Buddy, bbm:: if by 'watching this mj memorial service' you mean looking up 07-09 Shaq stats to see if he can help bron bron get a ring, then yes.

Ace:: what an asshole.

Buddy:: No but seriously, what's the difference between MJ and a Grocery Bag?

Ace:: I will just flatout remove you from my bbm.

Buddy:: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Ace, text message:: don't bother sending me your PIN.