Saturday, August 22, 2009

Now Hiring - Fan Holder Position



Imagine walking onto a movie set expecting to fetch coffee, make copies among a laundry list of other degrading menial tasks, only to be asked to hold a walmart box fan to Jennifer Aniston's head. What a let down. I can see it now:

"Good morning Suzie"

"Oh, goodmorning sir, I'm really so excited to be here!"

"Right. Okay, I'm gonna need a venti ice coffee, light on the sugar. 2 everything bagels, plain. Oh, and see that huge fan contraption over there? Yea, pick that up and hold it next to jennifer's head for the next 2 hours while your at it. And when your done, if you could just fluff me before I go home to my wife that would be great."

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