Smooth Operator

Buddy, BBM: im does'n some who-ha the other night, right

Ace, BBM: this should be good.

Buddy: so, in the middle of the action, her man bbms her "wsup" and she asks me what she sould say. I'm like, tell him "your watching Golden Girls with your roomate. soo old school! sooo funny!"

Ace: that's actually a pretty good show

Buddy: she bbms him that word for word. he texts her back "okay boo"

Ace: ugh. 'boo'... Halloween isn't for 3 months dickhead

Buddy: that was terrible. anyway. fastforward like 5 hours, about 5 am. Her boyfriend, out of the blue, starts blowing up her cell non stop.

Ace: my good lord this guys a chump.

Buddy: she doesn't answer, he bbms her asking if shes with me.

Ace: haha.. wait. wait... what??

Buddy: yea. a friend of his saw she and I at the bar earlier. Both these guys were my counselors 10 years ago at jew camp. Her man's 34, she's our age.

Ace: nooo.. and what kind of nobody is still camp counseling at 24?

Buddy: thats not even the punchline. Come to find out, he lives 2 blocks away, she went straight there from my house the next morning.

Ace: okay.. look. I'm gonna be straight with you.

Buddy: ???

Ace: this girl probly frolicks thru fields of penis in her spare time.

Buddy: im gonna go Listerine and shampoo my nuts