This Weekend In: Phrases I can't Stand

"Wait For It": First off, I'd rather not. Secondly, fuck you and just tell me the punchline asshole. Does this look like the set of some shitty comedy starring, like, Jason Biggs? Spit it out.

"I Love My Job": Hm. Well, unless your getting paid to masterbate while, I don't know, Seinfeld re-runs play on a 100 inch HD projection television in a 50,000 sq foot house with a personal chef, I, don't believe you. Oh, and, I hope you get fired.