Monday, September 7, 2009

Choke a Bitch 101





When your 6'4, on steroids and play in the Nfl and your girlfriend is 4'11, I imagine it difficult to avoid a strangle sesh once in a blue moon. Well, last night the stars were aligned, and Nguyen (Tila Tequila) felt the backlash of dating a grizzly bear with one hundred thousand liters of horse testosterone pumped into his veins. Shorty was taken to the hospital, while Shawn Merriman - of the San Diego Charges - said he was just trying to keep her from drunk driving. Yep, and the Manson family was just trying to combat an overpopulation epidemic in the US.

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