No, this has nothing to do with the unforgettable original Nintendo game. It does however have a dickload to do with iron Mike knocking bitches the fucks out.
Last night at LAX, Mike was cuffed after getting in an altercation according to the LA times. Tyson was with his daughter and apparently, some jackass ate his Wheaties and had the urge to get in Mikes grillpeice. Challenging him, following him to the bathroom, and so on. Mike reports the guy threw the first punch, the guy suggests otherwise. Regardless, homie quickly found himself riding bitch to the nearest hospital. They pressed charges against eachother, Mike's out of lockup, the other dude is still in the hospital.
Obviously this idiot hasn't ever seen Jurassic Park. When your face to face with a man-eating, primordial monster, especially when accompanied by their young, you're suppose to stay still, jerk. Everyone knows if you stand motionless in front of Mike he can't see you, duh.
No comments:
Post a Comment