Monday, November 9, 2009

An Open Letter to Cheryl David




Dear Succubus,

Hop off Larry's nuts. The man YOU dumped is spoon feeding you a primetime role to rescucitate your non-existent career and all we're getting is beef and attitude? Sorry Ma, but your aged good looks will only take you so far. Does your jaw remind me of a horse a little? Yea, it does. So, be easy before Leon gets in that ass, leaves a snickers wrapper, spits, and writes "Leon was here" allover the walls.

Krup You,
Ace

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