I go on the internet to waste time, and all the superhighway wants to do is suffocate me with more T Woods nonsense. My recent post on the matter criticized people who were alarmed, and...caught off gaurd... by the innocent-looking blasians antics. But this is just getting ridiculous. The mistress count is now in double digits. I'm more concerned with how he managed to commandeer Hermione Granger's time-manipulating device that allowed him to be the best golfer on earth, have sex with dozens of mediocre women, and fool the entire planet, simultaneously. Here are the newest floozes:
The list was so long I think I began showing symptoms of carpal tunnel so I called it quits. This guy obviously doesn't discriminate, and loves himself a textbook sluntle. Fo' sho.
To lighten up the mood, here's a few Tiger jokes:
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 300 yards.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
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