Got Cake?

Meet the #1 rated Exotic Sports Car of 2009, the Lamborghini Murcielago. I'm convinced there are 5 ways to drive one of these: 1) Your a professional athlete, 2) top actor/musician 3) selling drugs or weapons of mass destruction on the black market, 4) running a sarcastically illegal financial company, and or 5) effing one of the aforementioned people, hard. The ace in the whole of course is that it will run you $354,000 - $382,400 and get a remarkable 8 mpg City and 13 mpg Highway. Meanwhile the new Prius gets 48/51 mpg, respectively. Granted you have to love the smell of your own flatulence to own a Prius, or be pardoned because you are Larry David.

i think kanye has some screws loose

It pisses me off when people inform me about shit I'm well aware of - so i won't do that. What I will do is mention that Fishticks is off the reservation. The swirly hairdo move should've tipped me off, but things weren't clear until something told him to storm the stage and babble nonsense as if on a mission to sell less albums. Here's what Pink had to say:




Fishdick fled to "the crib", and before the show was over had already gotten his caps-lock on, on his blog.