Got Cake?

Meet the #1 rated Exotic Sports Car of 2009, the Lamborghini Murcielago. I'm convinced there are 5 ways to drive one of these: 1) Your a professional athlete, 2) top actor/musician 3) selling drugs or weapons of mass destruction on the black market, 4) running a sarcastically illegal financial company, and or 5) effing one of the aforementioned people, hard. The ace in the whole of course is that it will run you $354,000 - $382,400 and get a remarkable 8 mpg City and 13 mpg Highway. Meanwhile the new Prius gets 48/51 mpg, respectively. Granted you have to love the smell of your own flatulence to own a Prius, or be pardoned because you are Larry David.

Is "Empire State of Mind" the new "New York, New York"

Air Ace

I don't know about you, but sometimes I see some little snotnoze sporting sneakers I use to bring the house down with, and all i wanna do is slap them in the mouth. And by bring down the house I mean either sit on the bench during a bball game, or spill slush puppies on. Moot. Point is, there was nothing like stepping foot into that stale smelling middle school, waiting...no, dying, for some beatup-newbalance-wearing shmuck to congratulate you on your parent's new purchase. And the beauty of it was, these prizes weren't restricted to shorts and a court or game of tag. Nah, these were with everything: khakis, oversized button downs, suits (if you could slip it by the rents), whatever. A real walk down memory lane. Oh, and p.s. I never did the no-homo Sambas.

Kanye on Leno

Kanye, RiRi and H.O. were supposed to perform lastnight on Leno, and they did, in spite of a certain homoereticFish's actions the previous night. Right before their performance, Kanye wanted to get on stage and have a few words:



Here's the performance: