"MANILA, Philippines – Manny Pacquiao barged into boxing immortality by outgunning, outsmarting, and brutally busting up and stopping a game Miguel Cotto in their welterweight showdown at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas to become the first boxer in history to win seven world titles in as many weight classes."
No more than a few months ago, Manny Pacquiao only weighed 102 pounds. My girlfriend is 5'5, nearly 100 lbs. I'm basically dating Manny Pacquiao. Big ups to the Philippines. Next stop, pretty boy floyd.
Hop off Larry's nuts. The man YOU dumped is spoon feeding you a primetime role to rescucitate your non-existent career and all we're getting is beef and attitude? Sorry Ma, but your aged good looks will only take you so far. Does your jaw remind me of a horse a little? Yea, it does. So, be easy before Leon gets in that ass, leaves a snickers wrapper, spits, and writes "Leon was here" allover the walls.
Sunday night is officially HBO night. Hangover's worn off, your girl's in sweatpants, delivery food is all set, it is now time to allow Larry David and the boys from queens to do there thing.
Finally, we're through with Vivica and co. Don't get me wrong, I'm down with Fox, but not when she's effin with my LD vibe. Leon is here to stay, and in less than 7 days, my other favorite television show - Seinfeld - will somehow come back on air in the midst of my second favorite show. So, shit is sweet right now.
But HBO didn't stop there. It's official: we're through with anorexic Ashley. Big ups to Marky Mark. Sure, I haven't yet figured out who's a worse actor: Adrian Grenier or Vince, but that's neither here nor there. Stuff like the itchy E situation was on point enough to tickle my funny bone and keep me watching. As was the clip of Ari, Vince, and Matt Damon afterwards (seen below).
Final recap on SundayHBONight is the new show with jason schwartzman and ted dansen - i'm assuming I butchered those last names but don't feel like looking it up, so, fuckoff. Anyway, the premise of the show is, Schwartzman has just decided to pose as a private eye, though unlicensed, putting himself and his services out on craigslist. Kinda funny, the bearded guy from The Hangover is in it (can't pronounce or spell his name whatsoever). Gonna need another week to make my decision.
But yea,below is this Adrian Grenier, Matt Damon, Jeremy Piven thing. The video was apparently leaked by someone saying they got their hands on it from the Entourage set, while Damon was trying to plug this onexone charity he's a part of. It was then put on youtube, and I guess HBO thinks the world is not smart enough to pickup on a ploy to get attention prior to their season finale. We're not morons for corn's sake. Eitherway, it's kinda good, and I am going to watch next week, which, well, makes me a moron.
