This came in to the inbox this morning and I think it brings up some interesting points. We all hate sideline reporters. They're worthless. They interject with stupid points and obvious observations and they slow down the pace of the game. Especially with completely useless in-game interviews that supply absolutely no information. They know the coach they're talking to is only thinking about how much he hates his TV contract committments and that he needs to get back to, ya know, coaching the game. The only time they're in any way useful is when they're hot girls like Erin Andrews or Jillian Barberie and we can stare at them. This is a rant that could go on for days. But for the sake of brevity and this reader submission we'll leave it at that for now. Hear now are one readers' thoughts on some of the more well known sideline reporters of today:
I dont want to see Rachel Nichols not blink for 2 minutes straight with a strange hairdo that looks like she toweled off with a cum rag. I dont want to hear that long pause in between Rachel Nichols and ESPN either. Plus, we all know every athlete she interviews gets a private 1 on 1 later on...
I am tired of Pam Olivers fat ass roaming the sidelines of NFL games and wearing stupid fucking clothing because its cold
Erin Andrews, why the fuck do you report from 10 rows back at baseball games? Get in the action. But hey, looking good.
Fuck you Michelle Tafoya, the coaches need to talk to their players during timeouts. Not you. And I know you and Doc want to fuck, but please spare us the awkard flirting and arms around the shoulders routine during interviews. While you're at it, at least stand on a box. KG is 7 feet tall, you look like a circus act standing next to each other.
And look into the camera, I am tired of Nichols and Suzie Kolber giving profile shots, trying to show off their good sides. You're both horrendous looking. Kolber, you sort of look like a dude too...
I want people like Tony Siragusa who after the end of the 3rd quarter will tell you that he's hungry and is thinking of getting a hotdog from the vendor walking the bleachers.
Either be hot and say/wear as little as possible, or be a funny fat guy with good jokes. Otherwise get off my TV screen.
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