I haven't posted in a few days. In response to my slowdown, Ace gently asked, "What are you doing, balling out on that practical joke you call a Savings? Write a fucking post". So I continued my hiatus out of spite. And as much as I'd like to throw in his settled down face, the hoe tackling I've been doing, regrettably my nights have been a dickload of this:
A. Practice camps in Madden 08 for hours - not ready to splurge on 09 yet
B. 15 dollar grams from my delivery guy named Juno [side note: I asked him why he chose the name of a subpar prego and he re-explained to me for the umpteenth time that he doesn't speak english]
C. unprecedented hours of streamed porn that buffers so slow I contemplate eating shards of glass
D. Pies and Pies of Extra Pepperoni Domino's
E. And, cans of Tough Actin Tinactin for this athletes foot that I swear I've had since like 1997.
oh, by the way, fuck your birthday Ace.
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