In my experience, there tends to be a mysterious, subtly clever allure associated with drug dealers names. There's also usually an obnoxious attention to all white attire, an all white automobile, and a surprisingly high level unreliability considering their choice of profession. Me, personally? I prefer a drug dealer who reminds me of my uncle: fake jewelry, strapped for cash, an immigrant, and has like 1324812481 kids (some of which whom accompany him on deals). You know, a guy that is just not f*ing around.
With a little assistance from the normal writers, here are few classic names you'll come in contact with.
Joey Crack I got that Yat - thats literally the name he put in my phone
Javier
White (insert traditional government name here, ie: Mike, Josh, Bob)
Long John Blanco
Tony Fresh
Your Neighborhood Spiderman
Chris Rock
Steve
Bruce Cane
Mike Nice
Flex
T-Roc
Julio
Pappy
Don't Worry About It
C Flake
Glitterman
Aunt Nora
Charlie Sugar
Ready Rock
Lui Kang - really though
Rocksanne
Henry VIII
submitted by Mike, from UNC
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