A Phone Call From a Pal

Ring

Ace: ...sup dude

buddy: yeaaaa, had a bit of a noche lastnight

Ace: uh oh. ok, holdon. I'm in a public venue, let me move to safer pasture.

Buddy: so. I was out with some of the fellas, right. And, we wind up at
some upscale spat downtown.

Ace: ok....

buddy: And, you know, I starts talking to a honey.

Ace: ...right

Buddy: and you KNOW I had been dabbling in a little of that "somethin" earlier, so I was all juiced up.

Ace: granted.

Buddy: so, couple hours go by, I look up, everyones missing but me and this girl.. and she goes: "come with me to this bar around the corner"

Ace: ok...

Buddy: so we're at this random bar, and no less than 5 minutes into it she's like..."lets go downstairs, I have to go to the bathroom"

Ace: ...christmas

Buddy: I'm thinkin, "okay. No biggie. She's tryna yolch it up in the baño"

Ace: one would assume so, yes.

Buddy: Next thing I know, she's all like "I think you should come in here with me"

Ace: oh no.

Buddy: seconds later she's pulling her pants down.

Ace: stop

Buddy: theres piss, sh*t and puke...everywhere

Ace: good.

Buddy: and pretty much that was that... had to Dial soap my sh*t for hours