Wtf Hoboken..? - a bbm convo

Last Friday evening

Buddy, bmm: Yooo duddee, Saturday morning. 8 oclock!!!

Ace: wat are you talking about.

Buddy, bbm: Dude. Hokoben bro. woohoooo!!

Ace: I avoid Jersey like the plague.

Buddy, bbm: st. patty's day bro, want me to get you a gerr of yolchh?

Ace: jesus... wats wrong with you? No, I don't want to party for a holiday 10 days early.

Buddy, bbm: gonna be hammerfaced by 9 amm!!

Ace: thats not a party. thats just you waking up, drinking and doing drugs before breakfast.

Buddy, bbm: woohooo. your lame dude!!!

Ace: I hate you.

Ace has left the conversation