Chef:: Wat the f are you doing? We're in the middle of an interview
Peen:: dude. do you see what this HR chick is wearing?! I mean, c'mon. This is the workplace sweetheart.
Chef:: fantastic. But I'm free ballin' in these, now's not the time.
Peen:: too late dawg. bloods flowin somethin' furious right now.
Chef:: Sat night you were too yolched to come to the party, but now your all systems go while I'm trying to realign my life? What an asshole. But seriously, keep it down, she's starting to suspect something.
Operation Cross Legs is a Go
Peen:: chr...ist.. I can't breathe! Are you nuts, or just gay?! Pull it togeth...er.. Her..nipples... so.... poignant!....
HR Lady, to Chef:: Is everything alright? No need to be nervous, your a solid candidate!
Peen:: Yea, for effin that P
Chef, to Peen: QUIET!
Chef, to HRL: oh, thank you so much. No, it's just that I have to go to the bathroom and didn't want to cut things short.
HRL, to Chef: haha. Oh by all means, please. Go ahead. We have time.
Chef, to Peen:: Your a maniac.
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