Ace Hiatus

Dear Readers,

Chef here, it's been a long time. Yesterday, while staring at my computer screen pretending to do work at my office I received a text from Ace:

Ace, txt: Yoasshole. Your not doing anything with life, start posting again.

I asked him why. He told me he was unavailable. I then asked if he'd mind me building a castle out of the sand in his vagina. He didn't laugh.

It sounds as though his activity will be alittle sporadic for a bit. Though I'm sure he'll have more than enough time to correct my posts, and censor the onslaught of nudity I intend to put up.

It feels good to be back.