Life Aspirations

It's not money. It's not a big car or a big house. Not even a yacht or a private jet. Fuck that. None of that will really do it for me.

The only thing I want is fratombomb banned unanimously from every office around the globe. I want to be sitting at work mid afternoon ready to enter in a bitter workforce article, maybe something like sexual harassment (my usual nemesis), and find that my IT administrator has blocked access to the site. That's how you know you've really made it... that, and consistantly hot vagina